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The Bachelor recap: “What Did You Fly When You Flew?”’
Guys, let me break down the scene in my living room. We’ve got regulars Ciara and Jordan. But today we’ve also got Katie, and Jordan’s boyfriend Charlie. We’ve got energy balls, which are depleting rapidly. We’ve got wine! We’ve got SHRMP MOTHERFUCKING COCKTAIL! So why all this pomp and circumstance, you ask? Because this episode…
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The Golden Age
TV show idea: like Friends, except as they get older everyone slowly drifts apart. — Sam Jarvis (@whoisSamJarvis) December 1, 2017 The best kind of humor is one that also makes you sad!
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First World Hungry Girl Problems
<<stares intensely at salsa through tupperware, sheds single tear>>
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The Bachelor Finale Recap: “I’m A Lost Man Right Now.”
Well, shit. We made it to the end and like any great fairytale, I find myself wine drunk and full of meatballs, tearfully begging someone to READ. IT. AGAIN. Chris Harrison immediately teases us with the possibility of a live wedding on After The Final Rose, which is 100% the only way he’s going to get…
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