When Your Friend Starts Spilling The Tea October 3, 2017October 3, 2017Leave a comment Wait, let me grab Doritos and then we’ll really sit down and get into this. [via]
Me, 24 Hours A Day September 11, 2017September 11, 2017Leave a comment IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!! [via]
When My Food Comes With A Side Salad Instead Of Fries July 31, 2017July 31, 2017Leave a comment And if you don’t bring a cup of ranch I will burn this place to the ground!! …Please. [via]
Me At Every Social Gathering July 27, 2017July 27, 2017Leave a comment …The one directly under the dollop of sour cream. [via]
When Someone Doesn’t Like Cheese July 25, 2017July 25, 2017Leave a comment Unless you’d like to give me your portion of the cheese board, in which case we will get along JUST FINE! [via]
When Your Friends Don’t Get You April 4, 2017April 4, 2017Leave a comment I’m nobody’s caterpillar roll!! (“What?” -you guys) [via]
When You Realize Your Friend Has A Drug Problem January 17, 2017Leave a comment Well then! That explains a lot of weird texts. [via]
When You’re Having An Allergic Reaction To A Face Mask And Your Friends Laugh At You November 10, 2016November 10, 2016Leave a comment Can you wash an anti-histamine down with vodka soda? [via]
When Someone Looks At Your Costume And Asks, ‘What Are You?’ October 31, 2016October 31, 2016Leave a comment I didn’t spend three goddamn months SEWINGÂ FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!! [via]