The best kind of humor is one that also makes you sad!
Retweet, sip, Like, chug, repeat.
PREACH, SAM!! (Sam is me.)
I get nauseous easily.
Honestly horrifying, when you think about it.
[via Beethoven Tweets]
Yes, I’m in a “lick a dolphin” mood.
I’m also HUMBLE.
UPDATE: still hasn’t.
Do NOT ask about hard boiling eggs. Shit is pure chaos.