The Golden Age

December 6, 2017Leave a comment

TV show idea: like Friends, except as they get older everyone slowly drifts apart.

— Sam Jarvis (@whoisSamJarvis) December 1, 2017

The best kind of humor is one that also makes you sad!

Scrolling Through Twitter

October 18, 2017October 18, 2017Leave a comment

Retweet, sip, Like, chug, repeat.

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Words Of The Day

December 2, 2016Leave a comment

Girls may have a lot of shoes, but you'd be surprised how many pairs we go through stepping over the bullshit you put in front of us.

— Sam Jarvis (@whoisSamJarvis) December 2, 2016

PREACH, SAM!! (Sam is me.)

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

November 17, 2016Leave a comment

My dog has the best #mannequinchallange pic.twitter.com/qaUvj5JOXN

— Ryan T (@Ryan_Thomas02) November 16, 2016

Annnnnnd replay.

Sick View

October 26, 2016Leave a comment

The famous Mulholland Drive, with all its twists and turns! She exclaimed, barfing out the window.

— Sam Jarvis (@whoisSamJarvis) October 25, 2016

I get nauseous easily.

Movie Description For The Win

October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Leave a comment

Beethoven is a movie about a vet who steals dogs so he can test guns on them by shooting them in their big dog skulls. It is rated PG.

— Beethoven Tweets (@Beethoven1992) October 18, 2016

Honestly horrifying, when you think about it.

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