And I thought it was impossible to describe my spirit animal.
I’d love a sip of piping hot tea to wash down this popcorn!
Although mine probably say, “WHY ARE YOU SLOWLY KILLING ME, BITCH?!?!”
Question marks are for nerds.
Shrimp cocktail or bust, bitches.
Well I don’t like your attitude.
Every piece of paper in that stack has my name at the top. I MADE IT, MA!!!!
“That’s nice, sweetheart,” she texts back, not convinced that Sam has, in fact, “made it.”
There’s more to this story.
It’s gonna grow our super nice though. I just know it.
Let me panic sweat in peace.