When Someone Says They Don’t Like Pasta August 20, 2018August 20, 2018Leave a comment It’s not me, it’s you. [via]
When Someone Talks Shit On Britney Spears August 8, 2017August 8, 2017Leave a comment Say lip sync. I dare you. [via]
Me At Every Social Gathering July 27, 2017July 27, 2017Leave a comment …The one directly under the dollop of sour cream. [via]
When Someone Spoils A Finale June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Leave a comment <<swigs wine, turns TV off>> [via]
When He’s In The Shower And You Accidentally Scroll Through All Of His Text Messages January 25, 2017January 25, 2017Leave a comment “How do I exit out of this, do I just open all the conversations you’re having with females?” [via]
Me On My Third Glass Of Wine September 23, 2016September 23, 2016Leave a comment “I’ve been to a wine tasting. In case you guys need any tips.” [via]