When Someone Says They Don’t Like Chinese Food February 20, 2018Leave a comment Which part don’t you like, the beef or the broccoli? [via]
When Someone Talks About Their Workout Routine November 6, 2017Leave a comment And I can eat an entire Dominos pizza but you don’t see me bragging about it. [via]
Me Screaming At My Broken DVR April 5, 2017April 5, 2017Leave a comment We’re sorry, there has been an error processing your rage. Please check back later. [via]
When You Totally Remember Saying That March 6, 2017March 6, 20171 Comment Slutface sure doesn’t sound like something I would call her… [via]
Me After One Long Island Iced Tea February 27, 2017Leave a comment Rosé chugging contest in five! [via]
En Route To Valentine’s Date February 14, 2017Leave a comment Excuse me, sorry, normally in sweats. [via]
24 Hours A Day February 9, 2017Leave a comment What can I say? I’m a bean and cheese girl in a sour cream world. [via]