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When Someone Asks How I’m Doing On My Diet

May 15, 2017May 15, 2017Leave a comment

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MIND YA BUSINESS, YOU GIANT TALKING SLICE OF WHITE BREAD.

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When You Want To Sneak In Somewhere But End Up Making A Shit Ton Of Noise

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment

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“What was that?”

“A hundred pots and pans crashing to the ground?”

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When Someone Says Alcohol Ages You

July 12, 2016July 12, 2016Leave a comment

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When Someone Compliments My Eyebrows

June 29, 2016June 29, 2016Leave a comment

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I just wanna look good for ya.

When Something Rings Up For Less Than You Thought

June 27, 2016June 27, 2016Leave a comment

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Basic tanks for all!

After You Unexpectedly Run Into Your Ex

May 2, 2016Leave a comment

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Pass the pinot, betches!

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When I Get Home From Work

March 16, 2016Leave a comment

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It’s all just a daze of Bravo and food.

 

When You Order Mozzarella Sticks At A Bar And They Say The Kitchen’s Closed

March 9, 2016March 9, 2016Leave a comment

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I’ll just have another rosé then. With a straw.

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November 24, 2014November 24, 2014Leave a comment

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Locked into my iCal immediately.

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