The only thing that soothes me is Christmas music.
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Category: Random Thoughts
Eric Vs Corey
Enrique and I were in the same Spanish class for diez años.
Paging Dr. Xanax
It’s fine, everything’s chill. <<white knuckles the armrest>>
I Wrote My Own Gilmore Girls Revival Script, And This One Has Aliens
As a huge Gilmore Girls fan, this was a labor of love (and silliness). I hope you all enjoy Gilmore Girls: “Aliens Attack Stars Hollow!”
And in case you need to know where I stand personally, Jess > Logan > Dean > Marty > Paul From The Actual Revival > Guy Who Rejected Rory In The Laundry Room at Yale.
Oh, and Luke > Max Medina > Alex The Coffee Enthusiast > Christopher > Gross Guy Who Hits On Lorelai in the Pilot Episode > Jason Styles.
In omnia paratus!
I’ve Gone Full Parisian
Baguettes are like my children. I love them all equally.
On The Witness Stand Like…
Except that I was in no way part of it, obviously.
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Dirt – Official Trailer
I don’t always write gritty teen dramas, but when I do, they’re about MOTOCROSS!!
Mood:
And I thought it was impossible to describe my spirit animal.
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Pizza
Well I don’t like your attitude.
Werk
Every piece of paper in that stack has my name at the top. I MADE IT, MA!!!!
“That’s nice, sweetheart,” she texts back, not convinced that Sam has, in fact, “made it.”
who is sam jarvis 