Also I know the list says brussels sprouts, but feel free to just grab some cookie dough ice cream instead.
Tag: lol
Oopsie Daisy
I AM A ROMCOM SAVANT.
Wait, What??
Feels like we’re having a disconnect here.
When Someone Gives Me Very Specific Instructions
A Little Early?
Yes, please Venmo me ONE MILLION DOLLARS before you sober up!
On The Witness Stand Like…
Except that I was in no way part of it, obviously.
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When You’ve Been Traveling, Been To Prison, and Just Want To Be Close To Home
Also: want to order Thai food.
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What Are Friends For?
Question marks are for nerds.
When Someone Compliments My New Haircut
It’s gonna grow our super nice though. I just know it.
Everything’s Fine
<<cuts pizza with a plastic knife>>
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