His combover is a leaf.
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Tag: trump
When Someone Asks If I Finished Their Dessert While They Were In the Bathroom
It was the best last bite of tiramisu in the world. It was huge!
When Someone Points Out The Chemicals In My Anti-Aging Moisturizer
But does it get rid of fine lines?!?!
Dear Trump
Bad Lip Reading: Inauguration Day
This!!!
Thank you, internet. I appreciate that.
When A Man Interrupts You And You Tell Him To Sit The Fuck Down
Nobody asked you, buddy.
When Someone Says You’re Too Old To Go Down The Slide
BUT IT’S UNFAIR.
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