I haven’t stopped texting in caps since.
Tag: kim kardashian
When Someone Says They’re On A Cleanse
Piñata Party
Of all the things people think she’s injected into her ass, I never thought it’d be candy.
Explaining The Kardashians To Your Parents Like…
Currently:
Snapchat: whoissamjarvis
When People Ask Me To Describe Myself
Also, professional.
Reading Taylor’s Response To The Kanye Recording
When Someone Takes Your Picture And You’re Suddenly Sleepy As Fuck
ZZzzzz
No Big Deal
I MADE YOU FOOLS.
When You Order Mozzarella Sticks At A Bar And They Say The Kitchen’s Closed
I’ll just have another rosé then. With a straw.
