Cleaning Out My Office
It’s FINE everything is NORMAL.
Lot Of Activity
The only people who call me are bots… and Casey.
I Wrote My Own Gilmore Girls Revival Script, And This One Has Aliens
As a huge Gilmore Girls fan, this was a labor of love (and silliness). I hope you all enjoy Gilmore Girls: “Aliens Attack Stars Hollow!”
And in case you need to know where I stand personally, Jess > Logan > Dean > Marty > Paul From The Actual Revival > Guy Who Rejected Rory In The Laundry Room at Yale.
Oh, and Luke > Max Medina > Alex The Coffee Enthusiast > Christopher > Gross Guy Who Hits On Lorelai in the Pilot Episode > Jason Styles.
In omnia paratus!
When Someone Gives Me Very Specific Instructions
“You got that??”
“Um, yep! Sure thing! Right-o!”
Riverdale Is Scary
It’s fine, it’s not like that show is for 14-year-olds.
And I thought it was impossible to describe my spirit animal.
What Are Friends For?
Question marks are for nerds.
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Pizza
Well I don’t like your attitude.
After The Final Rose recap: “So Stupid.”
If I were wearing a Bachelor mood ring right now, I’m guessing it would say I’m feeling very MEH. That’s a mood, right? I think the color is citron. MEH in the sense that I’m angry at Arie, I’m angry at Chris Harrison, and I’m angry at ABC.
So Chris Harrison stands here in front of an audience and says he’s still trying to process the finale, and I’m just so mad at him! Oh, you’re trying to process that super fucked up thing you did, where you tricked someone and aired it on TV? K. Take all the fucking time you need.
We kick things off by of course reliving the sinking ship that was this season, in particular Monday night’s finale when Arie proposed to Becca then ground her heart up into tiny particles so small that you can’t even see them with the naked eye.