When You’re Having An Allergic Reaction To A Face Mask And Your Friends Laugh At You November 10, 2016November 10, 2016Leave a comment Can you wash an anti-histamine down with vodka soda? [via]
At Work On Monday October 24, 2016October 24, 2016Leave a comment Everybody loves me there. My remote, my deli turkey… [via]
Two Minutes Into An Open Bar October 18, 2016October 18, 2016Leave a comment Just don’t get sea sick. [via]
When Someone Says They Totally Can’t See The Zit On Your Face October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT. [via]
What Did She Say About Me? August 30, 2016August 30, 2016Leave a comment Never should’ve had her in my bridal party. [via]
When Someone Asks If I’ve Heard The New Britney Album August 29, 2016August 29, 2016Leave a comment What’s next, you’re going to ask me if I’ve ever seen Watch What Happens Live? Jesus Christ. [via]