The suspense is killing me.
I’d love a sip of piping hot tea to wash down this popcorn!
Question marks are for nerds.
Sounds like Mommy is going to need some Claritin!
The best kind of humor is one that also makes you sad!
It’s gonna be a wild night!!
No, YOU’RE pretending that bagel is your best friend. YOU bought it a friendship bracelet.
I may not be the “pick you up from the airport” friend, but I am the “find me dogs” friend.
All I know is they were allowed to go to Cabo for spring break and I was SO JEALOUS.
Y’all wanna see me microwave shredded cheese onto some chips?