When Your Friend Starts Spilling The Tea October 3, 2017October 3, 2017Leave a comment Wait, let me grab Doritos and then we’ll really sit down and get into this. [via]
Me, 24 Hours A Day September 11, 2017September 11, 2017Leave a comment IT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE!!!! [via]
Me At Every Social Gathering July 27, 2017July 27, 2017Leave a comment …The one directly under the dollop of sour cream. [via]
When You Realize Your Friend Has A Drug Problem January 17, 2017Leave a comment Well then! That explains a lot of weird texts. [via]
When Someone Looks At Your Costume And Asks, ‘What Are You?’ October 31, 2016October 31, 2016Leave a comment I didn’t spend three goddamn months SEWING FOR THIS BULLSHIT!!! [via]
At Work On Monday October 24, 2016October 24, 2016Leave a comment Everybody loves me there. My remote, my deli turkey… [via]
When I’m Going Too Aggressive With The Smokey Eye October 19, 2016October 19, 2016Leave a comment “Guys it’ll look better once I BLEND IT!!” -Me being wrong [via]
When Someone Says They Totally Can’t See The Zit On Your Face October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT. [via]
When Someone Overshares Their Medical Issues On Facebook September 21, 2016September 21, 2016Leave a comment Love hearing about your IBS. Really do. [via]
Truth Bomb, Comin’ In Hot September 20, 2016Leave a comment SHE DOESN’T EVEN DO HER EYEBROWS!!! [via]
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