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The Bachelor recap: “Tastes Like Victory”
I just want you guys to know that so far I have written 6,296 words about this season of the bachelor. Okay, now 6,304. That is roughly 25 pages of a book. I could’ve been TWENTY FIVE PAGES into the next great American novel but noooo, gotta make you noodles laugh and laugh. ANYWHO, we left off…
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The Bachelorette Recap: “Do You Want Ice Cream Or Do You Want Steak?”
Is there anything more magical than unpredictable rage on national television? (Being surrounded by puppies who were rescued from a fire, duh.) Let’s jump right into this pool party. Papa Chris Harrison forces Chad to apologize and he is not great at it. He knows it’s a piss poor effort, but he keeps it movin’ and drinks the…
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Girl’s Got My Back
Thanks, betch!
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