Sounds like Mommy is going to need some Claritin!
If they’re too cheap they’ll probably break.
I looked down at my nails and they were Essie’s Chinchilly but THEN, suddenly I was wearing roller skates and they were Lincoln Park After Dark!! I wonder what that means!
You know when a million things from your day end up smashing together into one big dream casserole while you sleep?
- You saw a squirrel run up a tree
- Your mom called and said that she mailed your debit card
- A necklace really caught your eye
- You got pissed at your roommate
- You drank a strawberry-kiwi Snapple
Your mom is holding a pet squirrel that is wearing a necklace. You’re on the phone with your roommate, who you are telling off because she won’t give you back your debit card so you can buy Snapple.