When Someone Says We Should Get Mozzarella Sticks December 6, 2017December 6, 2017Leave a comment Hell of an idea, Janet!! HELL OF AN IDEA. [via]
When You Finish The Last Of The Ice Cream January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment I used the large spoon and I regret nothing. [via]
Mood. January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment Probably the first Dorito she’s eaten in thirty years, BUT STILL. [via]
When You Look At A Dessert Menu December 11, 2016December 11, 2016Leave a comment Now, how big a piece are we talking here? [via]
When A Restaurant Is Out Of What You Wanted To Order October 12, 2016Leave a comment <<panics, asks for tiramisu as an entree>> [via]
When Someone Says They Totally Can’t See The Zit On Your Face October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT. [via]
When Your Friends Don’t Appreciate Your Efforts August 8, 2016Leave a comment I baked crostinis, you ungrateful motherfuckers.