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When Someone Says They Don’t Like Pasta

August 20, 2018August 20, 2018Leave a comment

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It’s not me, it’s you.

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When Someone Gives Me Very Specific Instructions

June 17, 2018

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“You got that??”

“Um, yep! Sure thing! Right-o!”

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When Someone Explains The Stock Market To Me

May 22, 2018May 22, 2018Leave a comment

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I’m only invested in two companies: Sephora and T.G.I. Friday’s.

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When You’ve Been Traveling, Been To Prison, and Just Want To Be Close To Home

May 8, 2018May 8, 2018Leave a comment

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Also: want to order Thai food.

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When You’re At A Party And Someone Is Talking About Astrology

January 4, 2018Leave a comment

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That’s a No from me, dawg.

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When Someone Points Out How Many Drinks I’ve Had

July 6, 2017July 6, 2017Leave a comment

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You gonna tell me how many breadsticks I’ve eaten too?

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When Someone Spoils A Finale

June 21, 2017June 21, 2017Leave a comment

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<<swigs wine, turns TV off>>

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When Someone Describes Their Sexual Fantasies

June 19, 2017June 19, 2017Leave a comment

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You wanna do what with a spiralizer?

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Getting A New Instagram Follower

March 24, 2017March 24, 2017Leave a comment

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WELCOME TO THE WONDER!

When You’re Just Tryna Do Hood Rat Shit With Your Friends

March 21, 2017March 21, 2017Leave a comment

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<<adjusts one-strapped bathing suit, orders pizza>>

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