rhony
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When Someone Gives Me Very Specific Instructions
“You got that??” “Um, yep! Sure thing! Right-o!” [via]
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When Someone Explains The Stock Market To Me
I’m only invested in two companies: Sephora and T.G.I. Friday’s. [via]
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When You’ve Been Traveling, Been To Prison, and Just Want To Be Close To Home
Also: want to order Thai food. [via]
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When Someone Points Out How Many Drinks I’ve Had
You gonna tell me how many breadsticks I’ve eaten too? [via]
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When You’re Just Tryna Do Hood Rat Shit With Your Friends
<<adjusts one-strapped bathing suit, orders pizza>> [via]
