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When Someone Says They Don’t Like Chinese Food

February 20, 2018Leave a comment

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Which part don’t you like, the beef or the broccoli?

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When Someone Says We Should Get Mozzarella Sticks

December 6, 2017December 6, 2017Leave a comment

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Hell of an idea, Janet!! HELL OF AN IDEA.

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When Someone Talks About Their Workout Routine

November 6, 2017Leave a comment

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And I can eat an entire Dominos pizza but you don’t see me bragging about it.

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When Someone Orders Their Steak Well Done

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017Leave a comment

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Have to chew it… so many times…

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When My Food Comes With A Side Salad Instead Of Fries

July 31, 2017July 31, 2017Leave a comment

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And if you don’t bring a cup of ranch I will burn this place to the ground!!

…Please.

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After I Eat Thai Food

January 24, 2017January 24, 2017Leave a comment

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Oh yeeeeeeeaaahh that's the spot.

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When Someone Asks If They Can Have A Bite Of My Food

January 20, 2017January 20, 2017Leave a comment

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Get your own panini, bro.

When I See My Food Coming Out

October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment

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And they remembered my side of ketchup!!!!! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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Time Is Hard

October 9, 2016Leave a comment

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Maybe spend less time coming up with witty texts and more time GETTING MY FOOD TO ME ON TIME, KIDS.

(I am the most me when I’m hungry.)

 

When Your Food’s Not Here Yet And It’s Been 45 Minutes

August 26, 2016August 26, 2016Leave a comment

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Ah, theΒ hunger panics.

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