Honestly any of them will do.
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That was a close one.
Call me when you want to discuss pizza rolls.
I’m kidding! I don’t own a fenced-in pool.
Party on Wayne, party on Garth, party on Sam!
I was talking about someone… else?
I baked crostinis, you ungrateful motherfuckers.
Swoon!!
These are a few of their favorite things! I think? I don’t really know them.
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