Frankie’s having a little trouble with the pasta.
Me At Happy Hour
Baby loves a sale!
Every Time I Overeat
Obviously tomorrow doesn’t count because you promised we’d get Thai food, but ya know.
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Dessert
If you’re not a cake person, you’re not a my friend person.
Honestly any of them will do.
When Someone Says They Don’t Want To Look At The Dessert Menu
Fine, then they will only bring ONE spoon for my ice cream sundae. YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY.
When Your Phone’s Blowing Up With Work Shit Before 7am
C’mon, guys. Be cool. Don’t be all, uncool.