When Someone Asks If I Finished Their Dessert While They Were In the Bathroom April 6, 2017April 6, 2017Leave a comment It was the best last bite of tiramisu in the world. It was huge!
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Cake February 28, 2017February 28, 2017Leave a comment I assume you also hate vacations and warm baths? [via]
When You Finish The Last Of The Ice Cream January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment I used the large spoon and I regret nothing. [via]
When Someone Eats Your Last Bite Of Cake When You’re Not Looking November 1, 2016November 1, 2016Leave a comment File this under: dead to me. [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Dessert October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment If you’re not a cake person, you’re not a my friend person. [via]
When Someone Says They Don’t Want To Look At The Dessert Menu September 22, 2016September 22, 2016Leave a comment Fine, then they will only bring ONE spoon for my ice cream sundae. YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY. [via]