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When Someone Asks If I Finished Their Dessert While They Were In the Bathroom

April 6, 2017April 6, 2017Leave a comment

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It was the best last bite of tiramisu in the world. It was huge!

When Someone Says They Don’t Like Cake

February 28, 2017February 28, 2017Leave a comment

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I assume you also hate vacations and warm baths?

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When You Finish The Last Of The Ice Cream

January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment

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I used the large spoon and I regret nothing.

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When Someone Eats Your Last Bite Of Cake When You’re Not Looking

November 1, 2016November 1, 2016Leave a comment

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File this under: dead to me.

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When Someone Says They Don’t Like Dessert

October 20, 2016October 20, 2016Leave a comment

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If you’re not a cake person, you’re not a my friend person.

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When Someone Says They Don’t Want To Look At The Dessert Menu

September 22, 2016September 22, 2016Leave a comment

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Fine, then they will only bring ONE spoon for my ice cream sundae. YOU CAN’T HAVE ANY.

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