Leaving The Office On A Friday September 15, 2017September 15, 2017Leave a comment You’re all dead to me baiiiiii.
When Someone Asks If I Finished Their Dessert While They Were In the Bathroom April 6, 2017April 6, 2017Leave a comment It was the best last bite of tiramisu in the world. It was huge!
When You Find Out A Hot Guy On Tinder Is Really Short March 28, 2017Leave a comment Another one bites the dust. [via]
Two Truths January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment NOT WORRIED ABOUTĀ EITHER ONE. [via Animated Text Gifs]
When A Man Interrupts You And You Tell Him To Sit The Fuck Down December 16, 2016December 16, 2016Leave a comment Nobody asked you, buddy.
When You’re Trying Not To Freak Out Over Your Credit Card Bill December 13, 2016December 13, 2016Leave a comment Humans will be extinct before I retire anyway. [via]