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Weekly Horoscopes For Strong, Independent Women
By Sam Jarvis Aquarius (January 20th-February 18th) You’ve got a lot on your plate this week, Aquarius. Three Facebook friends are going to get engaged, and you will do squats in your living room while talking on the phone with your mom about how unhappy your cousin Megan must be now that she’s tied…
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How Many Houseplants Is Too Many? 10,000?
By Sam Jarvis Decorating your space is important to not only the aesthetic of the room, but also your happiness as an individual. And what better way to add some color (and oxygen!) to your apartment than buying a shit ton of houseplants. But how many is too many? Let’s discuss. Look around your living room.…
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Always A Bridesmaid, Never A Desk Lamp
By Sam Jarvis Let’s face it, I am an amazing bridesmaid. I’ve got extra bobby pins. I know the right pace to walk down an aisle. I can inform Aunt Georgia that the reception buffet is the wrong place to tell the story of how she walked in on Uncle Bob spooning his tennis student.…
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The Bachelor Recap: “It’s Either Good News, Or Bad News.”
Me: “What is, girls are mean?” Alex Trebek: “Ah I’m sorry, we were looking for, complete bitches.” I’ve always said that putting your best foot forward involves trashing Olivia. I’ve ALWAYS said that. We kick off with girls sitting on chaise loungers wondering why, HOW, Ben likes her. If you ladies at home are wondering…
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I Love The 90s!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAdoS8PSF21 Posting an Instagram video of a Snapchat video. SYNERGY!!! Snapping a hell of a 90s medley tonight, guys.
