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Life of a Haasler
By Sam Jarvis It’s weird being one of the hottest foods of 2015. It’s been a real transition for us over the past few years. Everybody talks about the “guacamole days” and how depressing they were, but slowly we’ve made an epic return (thanks Obama!). My friend Dave was put on a turkey burger. Eleanor…
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Things That Are Not Like Riding A Bike (And Why)
By Sam Jarvis Paying taxes. Basically one is the physical act of powering a pedal-driven vehicle that utilizes two tires and a chain, while the other is the collecting and filing of paperwork to make sure you’ve given the government the correct amount of money. So they’re really nothing alike at all. Getting your tarot…
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My Date With Gary Busey
By Sam Jarvis WHAT. TO WEAR. It’s hard because you know, you want to look mature. The man is seventy years old so your chunky heels and topknot bun are not going to impress him. If I do the math correctly, which 4 times out of 5 (85%) doesn’t happen, he was in his 20s…
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Chicago Girl
Did something big happen in hockey last week? I couldn’t tell by my Facebook feed. …Get it? Because I COULD tell from my Facebook feed.
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Bonus: 30 Rock in the sky
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