sam jarvis
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Busted
“What? It’s not like she can see what I searched for.” Thanks for stopping by my site, brosef. Sorry there aren’t any nudes.
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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: “She Loves Muumuus.”
Like a basketball player getting off a commercial flight, the women of Beverly Hills are just starting to stretch their legs. (“What?”-Things I think to myself when I write.) Lisa and Ken pack for their trip to Italy with Kyle and her family, except Ken cannot shut the fuck up about the fact that Kyle…
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The Feminist Wolf
By Sam Jarvis I’m always cold. Sure, it’s a girl thing. But it’s not so much that I’m cold in bed, my frigid feet snuggling up against a warm partner. Or that I’m cold in the office, the thermostat seemingly always lower than it should be. I’m more so cold because it’s fucking snowing outside…
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Suicidal Math Teacher (The Downs and Downs of Mr. Greenwald)
By Sam Jarvis The only thing Mr. Greenwald liked was numbers. Problem solving of any other kind was just too hard. Every day, he went to work in a bad taupe suit and looked into the eyes of 25 freshman. Was this all his life had become? A turkey sandwich for lunch and chalk on…
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The Bachelorette
Did I not tell you guys I’m the new Bachelorette?? Watch my drunken antics on Tosh.0. Thank God for my theatre background.
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Heartbreak: A Vampire and a Mosquito
By Sam Jarvis The vampire stood in front of the mosquito, trying to keep his eyes on her as she hovered. “Please, Leonard,” the mosquito begged. “Don’t do this.” “You’re great, but I just think we’re moving in different directions.” “But we have so much in common! Drinking blood? That’s a big one.” The mosquito looked…
