Shrimp cocktail or bust, bitches.
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When You’re At A Party And Someone Is Talking About Astrology
Me At Every Social Gathering
Weekend 8.12
Pretty much sums it up.
When People Start Talking About World News
Yeah, so um, Benghazi, right??
When Your Friend Asks If She Should Come Over
I make no excuses for my behavior.
Seriously, Such A Relief
Sweet ’cause I just ordered a shit ton of Thai food.
Alwayz
When You And Your Bestie Chillin At A Party And Won’t Get Up To Say Hi To Anyone
Nah, bro. Y’all can come to us.
Resourceful (And Drunk)
If I know one thing in this world it’s that Ashley can melt the fuck outta some cheese.
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