Sephora Haul


Clockwise from top:

  1. Shit that makes you smell nice
  2. Cheap ass sleeping mask
  3. Another cheap ass sleeping mask
  4. Shit to put on your eyelashes
  5. Shit to put on your eyelids
  6. Shit to put on your face
  7. Super moisturizing shit to put on your face

To quote Shania Twain, “Man, I feel like a woman.”

Haiku Series

By Sam Jarvis

Out of dry shampoo.
Amazon Prime takes two days
But I need it now.

What to have for lunch?
Something healthy or yummy?
I guess I’ll eat carbs.

Gel manicure chipped
So I sit here picking them.
Now they look awful.

A boy is en route,
I guess I will shower now.
I don’t feel like it.

I want some rosé.
The fridge is barren and sad
Who will bring me some?


Read more from my strange mind here.