It’s gonna grow our super nice though. I just know it.
Tag: girls
When Someone Doesn’t Like Cheese
Unless you’d like to give me your portion of the cheese board, in which case we will get along JUST FINE!
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When You’re Not Sure If You’re Clapping At The Right Time In A Sporting Event
Go this team, right? That was good for them?
PSA
<<drops mic, chugs rosé>>
Hello, Gorgeous
“I’ll have a dirty martini. Extra, extra dirty. Like, you’re going to think you’re putting too much olive juice in it. Embrace the panic.”
Brie + Me
Know who your friends are (mine are different types of cheeses).
When You’re The Only Girl In A Meeting
Bad bitch: activate.
When He Wants Some But You Juuuust Closed Your Eyes
Feed Ya Friendz
“Bring a smile and an empty stomach.” -My future restaurant slogan
When You’re In A Mood But Your Girls Are Still There For You
“Would a croissant and a glass of rosé help?”
“…Yes. Thank you.”
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