It’s gonna grow our super nice though. I just know it.
Unless you’d like to give me your portion of the cheese board, in which case we will get along JUST FINE!
Go this team, right? That was good for them?
<<drops mic, chugs rosé>>
“I’ll have a dirty martini. Extra, extra dirty. Like, you’re going to think you’re putting too much olive juice in it. Embrace the panic.”
Know who your friends are (mine are different types of cheeses).
Bad bitch: activate.
Next time holler atcha girl before she eats a fourth slice of pizza, okay?
“Bring a smile and an empty stomach.” -My future restaurant slogan
“Would a croissant and a glass of rosé help?”
“…Yes. Thank you.”