Scrolling Through Twitter October 18, 2017October 18, 2017Leave a comment Retweet, sip, Like, chug, repeat. [via]
When You Actually Try To Drink Rosé All Day August 28, 2017August 28, 2017Leave a comment Y’all wanna see me microwave shredded cheese onto some chips? [via]
When Someone Points Out How Many Drinks I’ve Had July 6, 2017July 6, 2017Leave a comment You gonna tell me how many breadsticks I’ve eaten too? [via]
When Someone Starts Talking Politics At A Party October 6, 2016October 6, 2016Leave a comment Keep em coming, barkeep! And be a doll and find that dude with the passed apps. [via]
Five Minutes After Walking In My Front Door September 28, 2016September 28, 2016Leave a comment Didn’t see you there! Please go away. [via]
Siri and Sam: Drinking Buddies August 25, 2015February 10, 2016Leave a comment What is this, 2006? Get me an Uber.