It’s not like you guys have been friends with me for ten years.
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When Someone Says They Love Working Out
When Something Was Put In The 40% Off Section By Accident
When Someone Starts Talking Politics At A Party
When You’re Trying To Get In On A Group Hug But Don’t Know What To Do With Your Hands
“Wrap them around the other people, Carole.” -Bethenny from the couch, as she aggressively fluffs a throw pillow
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Weeknights
<<opens Postmates app, sighs heavily>>
When You Tell Your Friend Her Haircut Is Bad
When Someone Talks About Salads
Call me when you want to discuss pizza rolls.
When Your Bestie Wants To Get Her Lips Done
What about preventative Botox? Is that fine?
When Your Friends Don’t Appreciate Your Efforts
I baked crostinis, you ungrateful motherfuckers.
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