When Someone Talks About Their Workout Routine November 6, 2017Leave a comment And I can eat an entire Dominos pizza but you don’t see me bragging about it. [via]
When You Totally Remember Saying That March 6, 2017March 6, 20171 Comment Slutface sure doesn’t sound like something I would call her… [via]
Me After One Long Island Iced Tea February 27, 2017Leave a comment Rosé chugging contest in five! [via]
When They’re Out Of Chocolate Frosted Donuts January 10, 2017January 10, 2017Leave a comment I fucking DARE YOU to be out of long johns. [via]