Day drinking reflections, chapter 1.
“What is this strange lump on my arm?!”
Doesn’t matter how it looks, only matters that you OWN IT, GURL!!!
Aw, buddy. I’m not sure how this got you to my site but LET ME HELP YOU!!
- You’re going to be okay
- Time heals all
- So does whiskey
Do not eat the chia pudding. The chia pudding has gone bad.
Protect your skin. Don’t online shop for 3 hours without pants on while Bravo plays in the background.
Something with SPARKLES?? Or STRAPS? Perhaps a ROMPER?!