I Did It

sam jarvis selfie

I know it’s before Memorial Day but Ashley said I could wear these pants, okay? She said they’re called WINTER WHITES. Get with the program, guys.

 

Wondering Why I Didn’t Post This Weekend?

rice computer spill liquid coke

Life has been a little HECTIC LATELY.

You know when you spill a can of coke onto your laptop twenty minutes before the TV show you work on starts taping? Feels pret-ty neat.

Things I learned:

  • Immediately flip your computer upside down and turn it off.
  • Unplug from power source.
  • Leave it upside down for at least several hours.
  • After said hours, turn it back over and cover it in rice
  • WAIT. MANY DAYS.
  • After 48-72 hours, take it out of rice. Gently shake any loose grains out of the ports.
  • Say super nice things to it. Tell it you love it.
  • Vow to NEVER DRINK COCA-COLA AGAIN BECAUSE YOU AND IT ARE IN A FIGHT.
  • Turn your computer on.

So far so good, kiddos. Will let you know if this baby blows up anytime soon.