Sometimes a plan just comes together.
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I don’t believe in God but if I did, I would ask him to please bless me with a dope ass child with PERFECT COMEDIC TIMING THANK YOU.
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So enjoyable.
Boss bitch.
Dude Sadie Hawkins was NOT MY FAVE.
I’M SERIOUS, YOU GUYS.
Psh, you know Billy’s stoned ass got a C-.
Kimmy Schmidt pre-kidnapping?
I CAN’T DO THIS. I JUST CAN’T.