God I Hope So April 19, 2018April 19, 2018Leave a comment Although mine probably say, “WHY ARE YOU SLOWLY KILLING ME, BITCH?!?!”
When You Finally Fall Asleep December 6, 2017December 6, 2017Leave a comment I’m sure breakfast will be a lightly toasted shit sandwich. 😀 [via]
When You’re In Charge Of Something At Work March 6, 2017Leave a comment Everybody BE COOL. I GOT THIS. Sort of. Maybe. [via]
Monday Mornings Like January 30, 2017Leave a comment “In your office, Sam. You’re at work.” -Kind coworker pulling me out of the fetal position [via]
Weekend Me January 23, 2017January 23, 2017Leave a comment Right now: Private Citizens Then: Girls in the Moon [via]
When Someone Takes The Last Donut January 19, 2017January 19, 2017Leave a comment Probably the best choice for you anyway, BRENDA. [via]