Me, At Every Dinner Ever February 26, 2018February 26, 2018Leave a comment <<wipes hands on pants, reaches across the table>> [via]
When You’re Trying To Act Casual October 26, 2016Leave a comment Who, me? Yes, I am a professional. [via]
Me On Drugs September 21, 2016Leave a comment <<intensely watches every JonBenét special in a row without blinking>> [via]
When I Order Too Much Food August 2, 2016Leave a comment I’m kidding. I have NEVER ordered too much food. Never.