Dream Casserole

You know when a million things from your day end up smashing together into one big dream casserole while you sleep?

Your day:

  • You saw a squirrel run up a tree
  • Your mom called and said that she mailed your debit card
  • A necklace really caught your eye
  • You got pissed at your roommate
  • You drank a strawberry-kiwi Snapple

Your dream:

Your mom is holding a pet squirrel that is wearing a necklace. You’re on the phone with your roommate, who you are telling off because she won’t give you back your debit card so you can buy Snapple.

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