Bae And Jose

The cool kids watchin’ people tell jokes.

The Hustle Is Real

But does she spend most of hers compiling dick jokes??

Follow me on Twitter. Don’t follow me in real life, that’s creepy.

You wanna Lamborghini?
Sip martinis?
Look hot in a bikini?
You better work, bitch.

I was credited on last night’s episode as “Pizza Eater,” which is pretty much the role of a lifetime.

And just like that, we’re back.

[photo credit: Ricky Carmona]