Let me start by saying that this is the series of texts I received from my best friend Ashley, who lives in Chicago and therefore watched the East Coast feed:
So while I prepped my veggie platter and poured myself a vodka soda, HOURS before it started here in LA, I knew I was in for a real treat.
Frankie’s having a little trouble with the pasta.
<<shoves popcorn in mouth>>
LOOKS LIKE I FOUND MY CELEBRITY CHILD NAME!!!
I’M LAUGHING OUT LOUD IN A MEETING RIGHT NOW SOMEBODY HELP ME I’M DEAD.
“Oh my God, I came up with the PERFECT, WITTY name for this jacket!!” -Someone who should be fired
“And I picked out the BEST model for it!!” -Another person who should be fired
who is sam jarvis 