
We will get through this together, Los Angeles.

We will get through this together, Los Angeles.
As a huge Gilmore Girls fan, this was a labor of love (and silliness). I hope you all enjoy Gilmore Girls: “Aliens Attack Stars Hollow!”
And in case you need to know where I stand personally, Jess > Logan > Dean > Marty > Paul From The Actual Revival > Guy Who Rejected Rory In The Laundry Room at Yale.
Oh, and Luke > Max Medina > Alex The Coffee Enthusiast > Christopher > Gross Guy Who Hits On Lorelai in the Pilot Episode > Jason Styles.
In omnia paratus!
It’s fine, I’m very normal.

Writing jokes for Tosh.0 is a great job. But the best part of being a writer here is getting to shoot really, really, REALLY silly things.
Like the The Triple Kentucky Hobby Horse Derby Preakness Stakes at Belmont Crown, for example.




I want you to know it was 90 degrees outside the day we shot that. The writer wearing head-to-toe armor was… not thrilled with me.
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Hope everyone had a nice 4th of July, and ended the day with a Wendy’s frosty like I did!!

She is an ABSOLUTE BEAUT, ey?!?!
By Sam Jarvis
Out of dry shampoo.
Amazon Prime takes two days
But I need it now.
What to have for lunch?
Something healthy or yummy?
I guess I’ll eat carbs.
Gel manicure chipped
So I sit here picking them.
Now they look awful.
A boy is en route,
I guess I will shower now.
I don’t feel like it.
I want some rosé.
The fridge is barren and sad
Who will bring me some?
Read more from my strange brain here.


Life iz good!!

All of the wine tasted mostly like wine.