Everybody At Work Is Like January 12, 2017January 12, 2017Leave a comment The secret is, I just walked in one day and nobody questioned it! [via]
When They’re Out Of Chocolate Frosted Donuts January 10, 2017January 10, 2017Leave a comment I fucking DARE YOU to be out of long johns. [via]
Mood. January 2, 2017January 2, 2017Leave a comment Probably the first Dorito she’s eaten in thirty years, BUT STILL. [via]
When You’re Trying Not To Freak Out Over Your Credit Card Bill December 13, 2016December 13, 2016Leave a comment Humans will be extinct before I retire anyway. [via]
When You Look At A Dessert Menu December 11, 2016December 11, 2016Leave a comment Now, how big a piece are we talking here? [via]
My Friends When I’m Being Passive Aggressive July 21, 2016July 21, 2016Leave a comment Honestly bread is one of the only things that does calm me down. 😦
When My Friends Don’t Want To Order Pizza July 7, 2016July 7, 2016Leave a comment I’m genuinely concerned. [via]