When Someone Asks Me Anything December 12, 2016December 12, 2016Leave a comment Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. [via]
When You’re Trying To Act Casual October 26, 2016Leave a comment Who, me? Yes, I am a professional. [via]
The Struggle Is Real October 25, 2016October 25, 2016Leave a comment Doesn’t matter how it looks, only matters that you OWN IT, GURL!!! [via]
When Someone Says They Totally Can’t See The Zit On Your Face October 11, 2016October 11, 2016Leave a comment THEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT. [via]
When You Invite Me Over For Dinner October 4, 2016October 4, 2016Leave a comment “You got any lemonade to wash this down?” [via]
When Your Friend Is Freaking Out About A Boy October 3, 2016October 3, 2016Leave a comment My advice is nothing if not completely useless. [via]
When You Tryna Dance Sexy For Your Man But Have A Zit On Your Face September 30, 2016September 30, 2016Leave a comment Here’s to hoping he’s focused on your boobs. (He is.) [via]