
“We were told there would be pizza rolls?”
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I HAVE BASED MY ENTIRE LIFE AROUND HER, DAD.
We communicate well.
SHOW US THE WAY, KYLIE.

She’s a lawyer. I’m a writer. Together we sit on the couch a lot and talk Bravo shows.

Straight cheesin’.
UPDATE: still hasn’t.

Treasure life’s misadventures, guys. You never know when the last time you’ll throw up seafood in the middle of the night will be.