MOOD.
Bachelor In Paradise Recap: “So Do You Both Have Scoliosis?”
I know you guys SAY the Olympics are cool, but if Chris Harrison isn’t hosting them I’m really not interested. (“What an incredible journey… of swimming laps in a pool.” –Chris at the Olympics)
We kick things off with a few new cast intros, which include Lace in all her elegance.
Meanwhile Chad’s in what I like to call the See Ya Never Van, drinking like a god damn fish while everybody else sits in the sand talking about that time he said he was going to murder everyone’s family.
Realizing You Probably Went Too HAM At The Pet Fair
It didn’t seem like this many at the time?
When Your Friends Don’t Appreciate Your Efforts
I baked crostinis, you ungrateful motherfuckers.
Stop, No, Please Keep Talking
She just loves the memes and gifs!!
When Someone Asks If I Have A Hidden Talent
Played that whole thing by memory.
Weekend 8.5
I faceswapped with a dog. It was the best.
Just Us Girls
I’m definitely the most talkative in our friend group.
Checkin’ Out The Uncensored Orlando Bloom Dick Pics Like-
When Someone Starts To Spoil A Show
Like SERIOUSLY!!!
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