A top knot?? Oh. Okay yeah. That makes sense.
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Me After Writing A Great Tweet:
I’m also HUMBLE.
Bachelor in Paradise Recap: “I’m Getting Dumped For A Lamp”
Let me start off by saying I was recently corrected on some of my Bachelor shit, so it’s time for me to publicly apologize. Apparently Nick’s hot piece is JEN, not JENNA. No idea why I went fucking rogue as shit and added letters but maybe part of my subconscious wanted to make her a TINY BIT more interesting. Anyway sorry JEN.
We left off in paradise at a pre-rose cocktail party, where Ashley is sobbing her eyeballs out.
Patch Werk
When You Got Hot Plans
Piñata Party
Of all the things people think she’s injected into her ass, I never thought it’d be candy.
Weekend Got Me Like
When You Think You’re Choosing Your Destiny
Thanks for the update, Jim Carrey!
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