After I Eat Thai Food

Let me take a second to say how proud I am of all the badass bitches who marched this last weekend. I would tongue kiss you all if I could. I love you. And what better way to celebrate feminism than to go fucking IN on Corinne at this pool party, amiright?!

Everybody is still freaking out about the whole straddle situation, to the point where Iâm pretty sure âbouncy houseâ has turned into 85% of these girlsâ trigger word. (None of them will ever be able to go to a childâs birthday without sweating profusely and/or bursting into tears.)

“I mean it’s none of MY business, but…” -The start of a very long, heavily opinionated think piece on who is to blame


Couldn’t be prouder of my fellow sisters this weekend. Buncha nasty ass women, wanting equal right and shit.

Get your own panini, bro.

And once I crash, it’ll be NAP TIME!!