Everybody BE COOL. I GOT THIS. Sort of. Maybe.
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When You Totally Remember Saying That
Slutface sure doesn’t sound like something I would call her…
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Writer Fuel
Pretty in pink.
Me At A Restaurant That Has Cloth Napkins
Hey Lil Babies
I will adopt all of you and love you like my own.
When You’re Late To A Meeting
Reading The News Like
This Is Important
And as I sat at my desk, playing the video over and over, I couldn’t help but wonder… what the fuck is this? -Carrie Bradshaw
When Someone Says They Don’t Like Cake
The Bachelor recap: “I’ve Never Had An Orgasm Before”
BTW, here’s my Oscars recap in two words: SHIT STORM!
We last left off in Nick’s hotel room before the rose ceremony, where Andi Dorfman had suddenly shown up at his door. They both need a whisky, as we all do when we are about to talk to someone we boned on television.
Meanwhile the girls are standing outside waiting for this fool and it looks cold as shit. (“You better be worth this, Nick!” –Vanessa, who has been very complain-y lately)
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