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I’m Back, Bitches!
After two weeks of Italian wine, Kentucky eclipses, and sweet home Chicago, ya gurl is back! I’m told I have 45 hours of Bachelor in Paradise to catch up on??
New recap up this Monday.
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The Bachelorette finale recap: “I Cried My Eyelashes Off”
Let me start by saying that I watched the first 70% of this finale in Kevin Connolly’s sports bar stuffing my face with rosé and mozzarella sticks, like a woman after my own heart. But then I had to leave early so I could get home and start this recap for you guys because I LITERALLY WORK 24 HOURS A DAY. (Except when I am in my underwear watching The Office.)
I Mean…
Mood
ANY DAY NOW!
Hey, Girl Pear…
The Bachelorette Men Tell All recap: “Ocular Facts”
Guys, we made it. The penultimate episode of The Bachelorette, where we get to FINALLY hear the intense opinions of boys who went home on night 3.
This shit kicks off by taking a look back at past Men Tell All memorable moments, and I’ll be the first to admit I NEVER saw the one where Ashley and JP got a god damn sonogram on TV. Like, wheeled the fucking machine out to see if they were having a boy or a girl. Have y’all never heard of cutting into a blue cake? What the fuck.
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